Total Medals Earned: 295 (From 46 different games.) Total Medal Score: 5,835 Points
Medals Earned: 1/8 (25/430 points)
Left the grave yard
viewed the credits
Left the castle
Completed all church levels
Reached the City
cracked the code on level 25
Completed the story
Freed all the lost souls
Medals Earned: 8/12 (190/490 points)
complete first level
die from the saw
two restart the same level
die from electric power
complete first block
collect 15 stars
collect 30 stars
jump 100 times
complete second block
collect 60 stars
complete third block
collect 75 stars
Medals Earned: 1/5 (5/190 points)
Transform to Ashura mode!
Perform a 45 combo.
End the game.
Score more than 200K
End the game without dying in expert difficulty.
Medals Earned: 4/12 (40/320 points)
Play for 10 minutes
Get to day 10
Collect $10,000
Kill 100 enemies
Complete the game
Destroy every enemy
Fully Upgrade Strength
Kill 1000 enemies
Get 150 kills in survival
Collect 50 of the 85 achievements
Collect every single achievement!
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Medals Earned: 2/16 (10/80 points)
Defeat the Regular TV crew.
Kill the N00bs.
Defeat the 67 Bots.
Defeat the Bad Dudes.
Defeat the HUGE Jerks.
Defeat the Castle Crashers.
Kill the NG Emotes.
Defeat the Evil Bosses.
Defeat 10 random bosses.
Defeat the VG Legends.
Defeat the Jerk Squad.
Kill the legendary characters.
Defeat the Bourgeois.
Defeat the Travis Bots.
Defeat the NG Folks.
Defeat the Patriots.
Medals Earned: 8/10 (165/315 points)
Die before beating Luis.
Defeat Luis' 1st form.
Defeat Luis' 2nd form.
Find the 2nd alternate ending.
Find the 1st alternate ending.
Defeat Luis' 3rd form.
Escape the cave.
Beat the game in under 200 seconds.
Complete all other achievements!
Medals Earned: 3/7 (20/160 points)
Remove the weight with half the civilians still alive.
You maliciously killed everyone.
The weight of the unaware has been lifted.
Complete the game with survivors with the weight of the unaware.
Complete the game leaving people injured but alive.
Complete the game without harming animals or civilians.
Medals Earned: 3/5 (75/150 points)
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Score 5000 points.
Survive two minutes without opening the lid.
Medals Earned: 31/44 (260/500 points)
You got impaled by a Gobblo's arrow!
Ouch. You took an arrow straight to the neckery.
Yeowch. You took a nasty arrow to the stomachial region.
You found the baseball bat!
You've earned extra kupo!
You found the fanboy hoodie! It's from your favorite game of all time!
You caught a giant fist to the face... and exploded. True story.
The kitchen knife that you found has turned into the battle dagger! Shweet!
You got yourself some bombs! Now, let's go blow s**t up!
You got the Soul Bangle dude! Now you can throw blue fireballs! Hadoken!
You've found a way to get the Steel Sword! Congratulations!
The bat that you found has turned into a wooden sword!
You got split into two by a bandit elf! Crap!
You got impaled by a bandit elf's thrown sword! Deadly!
You found the hidden skull!
Start the game... press the play button.
You beat the crap out of that bandit elf! Yeesh...
You used the Soul Bangle to send a powerful blast of blue energy at an unlucky bandit elf.
You found the dead blue bird!
You stuck a dangerously sharp dagger into the fleshy face of an outclassed bandit elf... Nicely done.
Kill the Gobblo with the Battle Dagger!
You killed a Gobblo with the wooden sword!
You found the Goober action figurine!
Dude.... You so shouldn't have made Hobart mad, dude.
You killed yourself using an immensely heavy rock!
You used the jumping spin attack on that blondie of a bandit elf! Good work.
The Ogre grabbed you and squeezed you until you went "pop"
The bandit threw a knife at you and gotcha right through the heart!
Looks like you TRIED to block, buuuut..... yeeeaaahhh....
You found the knife!
You found the magical shrunken head!
You chucked a bomb at a bandit and blew his guts all over the place!
You said, "Screw it!" and threw your dagger at a bandit's face! Shweet!
You electrocuted a bandit elf via a Super Pretendo controller!
You found the only way to die in scene 1!
You made the Gobblo enemy shoot himself in the face! Cool!
You failed to block an incoming vertical slash... tsk, tsk...
You used an ultra-powerful, double spin slash to decimate the bandit elf who deserved it!
Whoah... Don't you think that was a bit... uh, overkill? It was entertaining though.
Sooo, yeah, you should try blocking sometime....
You found the video game controller!
You found bird poop! Yay!
You freakin' beat the freakin' game! Holy moly!
You've defeated the Ogre! Holy crap!
Medals Earned: 4/9 (130/480 points)
Completed Phantom Ghost Stage
Destroy Trojan Army
Defeat BigBang Stage
TrickLordBaal
AngelSlayer
Defeat GoblinMadness Stage
Unlock All Upgrades
Clear All Epic Mode
Clear All Hard Mode
